KitKat 12-ton heist

Posts about a heist of "12 tons of KitKat bars" (also written as "12t", "12トンのキットカットです"). Content notes: viral spread, mentions like "major win for the brand", companies/organizations "poking fun", and hashtags such as "#KitKat" and "#Heist".

Created 5 days ago • 28 documents • Range: 3/31 1:01am – 3/31 6:37am

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3/31/26, 06:37 AM
Putting 260,000 KitKat bars on the super hero organization expense account because she needed a choco power up
3/31/26, 06:23 AM
#KitKat #Heist
3/31/26, 06:10 AM
The Italian Police have set up operation 'Sweet Tooth' to catch the Kitkat gang and are following a number of leads hoping to catch the thieves 'brown handed'.
3/31/26, 05:55 AM
They're putting estrogen in the KitKats and handing them out this Halloween! Don't eat the KitKats!! /s
3/31/26, 05:52 AM
“Now you go and get me them fckin’ Kit Kats”
3/31/26, 05:12 AM
In all seriousness, someone could make a great comedy road heist film about 12 tonnes of KitKat getting hijacked between Italy and Poland. I just want an EP credit. Thanks.
3/31/26, 05:06 AM
"I dahn't care aboot bikkies, I cahre abaht lolly. And this is 12 tonne of seriahse lolly."
3/31/26, 05:01 AM
I'm tired about hearing of the 12 tons of Kitkats that got stolen. Unless you're gonna cut me in on it, I don't want to hear about it anymore.
3/31/26, 04:52 AM
Why the fuck is Liz Truss investigating stolen Italian kit kat bars? Why didn't they hire a Lettuce to investigate this, surely it would last longer on the investigation.
3/31/26, 04:25 AM
Kit Kats ARE good tho…
3/31/26, 04:21 AM
12 tonna csokoládé tűnt el nyomtalanul: gigantikus KitKat-rablás rázta meg Európát #igényesférfi
3/31/26, 04:19 AM
This is just to say I have eaten the KitKats that were in Italy and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so crispy and so milk chocolatey
According to Wolfram Alpha, the escape velocity of Phobos is roughly equivalent to the cruising velocity of an unladen E...
3/31/26, 04:16 AM
We had a Slack thread at work today with the Kit Kat robbery. It went from "Was it 12 metric tonnes or 12 imperial tons?" to the unladen swallow (African/European).
3/31/26, 04:16 AM
Yes, don't say anything, just slide the Kit Kat under the door...
3/31/26, 04:01 AM
in case anyone was wondering, no, Sugar did *not* steal the 12 tons of kit kats. Hijack did. ....and then gave them to her.
3/31/26, 03:37 AM
A heist involving 12 tons of KitKats is going viral. It's turning into a major win for the brand. f-st.co/eV02fWH
3/31/26, 03:37 AM
413 000 barres de chocolat Kit Kat volées! À vos cocos...chasse au Sentier des cimes, Val-David, Blainville et plus encore!
this is funny and all but seriously what the fuck
"this is funny and all but seriously what the fuck"
3/31/26, 03:32 AM
Where do I buy kitkats to support the trans revolutionaries? Will there be a collection box at my local gas station or deli?
3/31/26, 03:21 AM
Several companies and organizations are poking fun at the heist of 12 tons of KitKat bars. https://www.fxoxo.com/280936/ Several companies and organizations are poking fun at the heist of 12 tons of KitKat bars. by CorleoneBaloney
https://www.fxoxo.com/280936/
3/31/26, 03:13 AM
It's pretty isolated working in the field right now. If anyone has any kit kat bars, maybe a hundred kilos or so, it would sure cheer me up
3/31/26, 02:26 AM
I couldn't help myself. I'm joining in on the memes about the Kit Kat heist with my Imperium Luporum faction.
precisamos roubar uma loja de capinhas
3/31/26, 02:24 AM
imagina a notícia igual do KitKat de que tombaram 12T de capinha
3/31/26, 02:23 AM
GAGOP releases very weird statement about kit-kats which were stolen recently and some sort of donation for stolen kit-kat redistribution business
3/31/26, 01:30 AM
The KitKat heist culprit has been discovered
3/31/26, 01:26 AM
Chocolate products recalled over hidden drugs tied to ‘life-threatening’ blood pressure drops Source: New York Post share.newsbreak.com/hxho3ope
These balls are going nowhere, I thought that was ten rows deep
3/31/26, 01:20 AM
Wiley biting into KitKats like a mad man 😭😭
3/31/26, 01:12 AM
So what you're saying is, half the kitkats are at your house.
3/31/26, 01:01 AM
奴はとんでもないものを盗んでいきました 12トンのキットカットです

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