Posts repeat the headline "The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there!" and include nostr event IDs (nevent1qqsw..., npub132n..., npub1ghc...), an attached image URL, references to signing an NDA, quoted line "the future is not for p*ssies," first-person accounts of "bravery" and protecting "women and chirren," a slur "tards," and one reply asking "Can you at least hint at the price of BTC?"
Created 5 days ago • 11 documents • Range: 12/26 11:33am – 12/26 12:45pm"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
I’ve said it b4 and I’ll say it again ….it’s like my sweet ole granny use to say “A good tard is hard to find And a hard tard is good to find”🤔😳😂 Full disclosure: she never said that or anything remotely like it ….but as the council and most govts around the world like to say “never let the truth stand in the way o a good narrative” https://blossom.primal.net/006e68c4960eb31d272e049ee5638f4d93f1a26365350d94517dada4de96e08d.jpg
"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
Hell yeah. I'll do whatever it takes to save the human race! Just us vs a bunch of unruly-bearded uggos who can't find a razor. The contrast should be irresistible to the fairer sex. Can't wait!
"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
Tru this….I’ve an idea that post apocalyptic, sweaty, grimy women (and likely women in prison🤔😳) are gonna find us very desirable 😂🤦🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
I'll allow it. It's about all I can grow myself. Us smooth, clean, handsome guys gotta stick together
"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
Does a very manly 5:00 shadow count??!?🤔
"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
Holy shnikes! Are you sayin what I think you're saying? Wait a minute, given that many companies are larger holders, not sure how the good outcome would be possible, which leaves...oh god...time to make some travel plans 🏃♂️💨
"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
🤔…thangz are gonna get a lil crazy😳🤯 …let me be clear….@yodlme.com may or may not be the Berkshire Hathaway of the future🫡🌅 …does that help?😂⭕️
"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
Can you at least hint at the price of BTC?
"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
…sadly I signed a NDA (and forgot to cross my fingers during said signing) prior to my courageous journey to the future which was littered with perils and constant acks ⭕️ bravery and heroism on my part (I suspeck that comes as a surprise to no one tho) …on more than one occasion I launched myself in front small groups of women and chirren to thwart incoming projectiles while nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat cowered behind them …he says he was lookin for loose change so what do I know🤔🤷🏽♂️ …without violating my oath let me just say the future is not for p*ssies….a lot o the tards are gonna struggle with it😳🤦🏽♂️🤭😂🫂⭕️ https://image.nostr.build/6b5eb9366a4f7539c4e952d34de456c7068d997969308c1fe53933f415f7fa33.jpg
"The ⭕️ scientists managed to send one brave man to the future. You won't believe what he found there! nostr:nevent1qqsw0tq5t49x9x825r74muhaat3mk8u5lp8y3rfu5qzlkz8xk9c94espz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qm64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qxpqqqqqqz80ur88"
Serious question. Does nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 even have a mustache? What kind of name is that anyway?!